Tired of boring shirts that don’t make sense and don’t make you look like you’re about to day trade from your phone in a gas station parking lot? Problem solved. The “This is a Stock Shirt” tee delivers high-quality comfort while proudly showcasing a trippy stock chart right in the middle of the phrase. It’s bold, it’s confusing, and it’s the kind of chaotic energy your wardrobe has been missing.
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Built to survive market crashes and the washing machine.
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Preshrunk fabric = no shrinkflation here.
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Chart graphic included for free (financial advice not included).
Whether you’re bullish, bearish, or just wearing it for the memes, remember: this shirt is a stock shirt.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
