Foxtrot Tango Whiskey Monkey T-shirt

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Hic… lemme tell ya ’bout this t-shirt… it’s, like, crazy soft… softer than a monkey’s… uh… fur? And tough, too! Like, ain’t no cheap-o shirt, no sir… it’s the real deal… slurps drink… perfect for… um… DTG printing, yeah! Whatever that means… burp…

Okay, okay, so, this baby is made from, like… 100% Air… air-loom? No, wait, Airlume! Yeah, that fancy cotton stuff… combed and spun… or, wait… spun and combed? Whatever, it’s soft as heck, that’s the point! Like, you put it on, and it’s like a hug for your body…

And the fit? Oh yeah, it’s got that… uh… side… seam? Whatever that is… but it’s unisex, so anyone can rock it, and it’s all comfy n’ stuff. Makes ya look good, too, like… wobbles… contours your body, real nice…

Now, listen… this thing is made for… DTG printing… like, it’s designed just for that! So your print is gonna look all sharp n’ vibrant… no fuzzy business, just… bam! Colors in your face!

And the colors, man… so many colors! Like, you could personalize it all day long… be a rainbow, or just… I dunno, whatever colors you like… the choices are endless!

And get this… slurps more… it’s, like… environmentally friendly! Eco-friendly processes… that means it’s good for the planet, right? So you’re lookin’ good and doin’ good… hic… can’t beat that!