Description

Too Ugly To Be A Stripper T-Shirt

Let’s be honest—some dreams just weren’t meant to happen. This shirt says what everyone’s thinking so you don’t have to. The Too Ugly To Be A Stripper tee is loud, unapologetic, and painfully self-aware… just like you.

Built for maximum disrespect and minimum discomfort, this shirt is stupid-soft, prints clean, and survives bad decisions, worse nights, and repeated washing without tapping out.

Why this shirt slaps:

• Buttery-soft fabric that feels better than your self-esteem
• Smooth, high-stitch collar so the print looks crisp—not cheap
• Tubular fit that won’t twist up like your life choices
• Tons of colors, because ugly comes in every shade

Fabric Breakdown (because people ask):

• Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
• Heather colors: 35% cotton / 65% polyester
• Graphite Heather: 65% cotton / 35% polyester

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
A) Length (cm)	71	74	76	79	81	85
B) Width (cm)	92	102	112	122	132	142
B) Half Chest (cm)	46	51	56	61	66	71

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
A) Length (inches)	28	29.1	29.9	31.1	31.9	33.5
B) Width (inches)	36.2	40.2	44.1	48	52	55.9
B) Half Chest (inches)	18.1	20.1	22	24	26	28

Care Instructions

General	A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs​ .
Wash	The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape.
Dry	Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric.
Store	Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity.