Tired of boring shirts? This one’s not just cotton—it’s a public service announcement. Rock this heavyweight tee and proudly display your commitment to keeping the economy of glitter and dollar bills alive.

• Classic fit, perfect for casual wear or awkward family dinners.
• Seamless double-needle collar, so your shirt is tougher than your ex’s excuses.
• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems: because weak hems can’t handle strong opinions.
• Taped neck and shoulders for durability, in case you have to explain the joke again.
• Fabrication:
  • Solid colors: 100% preshrunk cotton—because nobody likes shrinkage.
  • Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester (that’s the responsible adult part).
  • Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester (for when you’re athletic about bad decisions).
  • Heather colors: 50/50 cotton-poly blend—just like your love life.