Software, radios, machines, and monkey-business engineering.
A command console for weird, useful software.
Simian Tactical Toolbox is a growing collection of tools, experiments, and released software spanning CNC machining, radio & mesh comms, AI utilities, crypto automation, and hardware hacking. Some of it ships. Some of it is held together with hot glue and stubbornness. All of it gets logged here.
Software you can buy, plus the projects and experiments. Prices in USD; secure checkout & delivery run through jmscnc.com.
$6.99Two-player Apache co-op helicopter sim over REAL-world maps: real terrain, real streets, real cities. Tilt to fly, hop out on foot, race the coast, or hunt a kaiju. Built in Godot 4.
$2.99Marble Madness meets Super Monkey Ball. Tilt to roll a nug through 110 levels of tilty chaos, dodge the pits, chase the checkpoints. 2-player arcade modes and a stogie to unlock.
$4.99Tune your car or room by measurement, not by ear. Real-time analyzer, pink-noise generator, log sweep + RT60, and the exact EQ moves to dial into your equalizer. Three-way mic calibration (auto / manual / calibrated-mic file).
$494-axis rotary CAM and G-code generator: simultaneous wrap-around toolpaths, adaptive clearing, V-carve, and GRBL / grblHAL / LinuxCNC workflow tools.
$1.99A pocket fireworks show. Tap to launch, hold to charge, tilt for wind, shake for chaos, triple-tap for a finale. Shaped shells, skywrite your name, and an every-minute clock that tells time in fireworks.
$9.99Play a synth with light. A light-sensor theremin and 3-voice Commodore 64 SID synth in a hacker-terminal skin: no wrong notes, touch or wave to play, real .sid tunes, and a drum machine.
$19Standalone 4-axis G-code viewer and optimizer. Reads every post (grblHAL / Mach / CNC.js / LinuxCNC), simulates the wrap, and cleans up the path.
$2.99A bare-native audio FFT analyzer styled like a rebel-ship console: GLES3 glow, phosphor persistence, Matrix rain, and 4 views (spectrum / scope / waterfall / vector).
FreeA gamepad-driven music player for Xbox in Dev Mode: oscilloscope / FFT / EEL / AcidWarp visualizers and 35 bundled tracks. Sideload the .appx via Device Portal.
Coming soonA Vital-vibe cross-platform wavetable synth with a badass animated landscape UI. Pairs with a digital piano over USB-MIDI. In the lab.
Experimental AI-assisted crypto paper-trading and backtesting lab — model tournaments, dashboards, and automated testing.
⚠ Experimental — not financial advice.
Reinforcement-learning agents trained on classic games, stream-ready dashboards, and weird machine-learning experiments.
RNode / Reticulum / LoRa / mesh radio utilities, modem control, packet monitoring, maps, and field comms experiments.
ESP32, CNC conversions, vinyl cutter mods, laser projects, SDR/radio experiments, 3D printing, and electronics notes.
A P25 Phase 1/2 trunked-radio scanner styled as an unmarked-car MDT — amber-CRT dispatch dashboard over a live sdrtrunk / op25 decoder. Desktop fork plus an Android head-unit app.
A modern reloading / interior-ballistics calculator (Flutter) — chamber pressure and muzzle velocity for handloaded rifle cartridges. Refuses to guess: verified published data only.
A login-walled LOKLiK iCraft vinyl cutter, reverse-engineered and reflashed to open FluidNC firmware after its maker buried the GPL source. Now it runs on KilKol Knife: design in LightBurn, Save GCode, and it converts laser ON/OFF into blade/pen DOWN/UP with drag-knife offset compensation, overcut, and material presets (chrome, vinyl, HTV, holo). Plus a custom touch pendant and amber web UI. Right-to-repair, done in the open.
Reviving a MIDIbox SID synth around a real MOS 6581 chip with an ESP32 brain, a WiFi web UI, and a reSID software fallback. Bench-built, hand-wired.
An Amazon Echo Show 5 rooted and reborn on LineageOS 18.1 — zero Amazon, a Google Voice speakerphone, a touch ambient display, and Simian apps. Fully documented.
Routes out to the rest of the Rev. J. Money network. Pick a node, open a channel.