JMSCNC.COM Customer:
Hi there, I’d like to lodge a formal complaint. Your t-shirt designs are too awesome, and they’re putting my t-shirt business in jeopardy.
JMSCNC.COM Support Agent:
Hello! Thanks for reaching out. We’re sorry to hear that our awesomeness has caused you distress. Can you tell us more about the issue?
JMSCNC.COM Customer:
The issue is your designs are so good that my customers keep saying, “Why buy from you when we can get these amazing designs instead?” I mean, how can I compete with that?
JMSCNC.COM Support Agent:
We understand your concern, and we appreciate your acknowledgment of our superior design skills. Have you considered teaming up with us? Together, we could dominate the t-shirt world!
JMSCNC.COM Customer:
Ha! Tempting, but I’ve got my own vision. Can you maybe tone it down a bit? Add, like, one or two meh designs so I have a fighting chance?
JMSCNC.COM Support Agent:
That’s an interesting strategy! Unfortunately, mediocrity isn’t in our design philosophy. But we can send you a few tips on how to elevate your designs to compete with ours—totally free of charge!
JMSCNC.COM Customer:
Fine. But if I get inspired by your tips and end up accidentally being too awesome, we’re gonna have a whole new problem.
JMSCNC.COM Support Agent:
We’d call that a win-win! Let us know if there’s anything else we can help with—besides reigning in our creativity, of course.
JMSCNC.COM Customer:
I’ll take those tips. And maybe a t-shirt, too. You win this round.
JMSCNC.COM Support Agent:
We’ll take that as a compliment. One awesome t-shirt coming right up. Let us know if you’d like a side of inspiration to go with it! thanks for checking us out!